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How Kavanaugh Will Change SCOTUS

How Kavanaugh Will Change SCOTUS

The conservatives will be back in power soon at SCOTUS if Kavanaugh makes it through. And he will now that Mitch McConnell (code name: Snake) has taken Senator Collins into the secret senate torture chamber and water-boarded her with Tapatio. And we all knew Flake would flip, I mean, look at his name, “Flake;” he’s […]

What Brett Kavanaugh Did This Weekend (don’t mention darjeeling tea)

What Brett Kavanaugh Did This Weekend (don’t mention darjeeling tea)

Another Top Five List, with seven items. The whole top five list thing was just a suggestion anyway. I could have called it the top four list but then people would say, “only four? Why bother? If he’s too lazy to put in a full effort I’m not going to read them.” Top six just […]

A Seal and His Octopus

A Seal and His Octopus

A seal swims up to a kayaker somewhere in New Zealand and cracks the guy in the head with an octopus. I mean really WHIPS that cephalopod at him. The seal did it with intent and seemed to have been making a statement. If you haven’t seen the video, click this link:         […]