Toilet Dilema
You know what really puts a damper on my day like receiving unexpected tax liens? It’s when you grab some…
Tsunami of Cats
I put my hand out but couldn’t reach her even though we were in the same room. She laughed, not at…
How I Became a Vegan
A week ago at breakfast my alphabet cereal spelled Doom in my bowl. I decided then and there to switch…
How Kavanaugh Will Change SCOTUS
The conservatives will be back in power soon at SCOTUS if Kavanaugh makes it through. And he will now that…
What Brett Kavanaugh Did This Weekend (don’t mention darjeeling tea)
Another Top Five List, with seven items. The whole top five list thing was just a suggestion anyway. I could…
Trump is in Love … With Kim Jong-Un?
Just when I thought President Trump couldn’t surprise me any more he goes and totally blows my already unstable mind.…
A recent Fox News poll indicates that Trump has a 75% approval rating amongst hard-working, suburban Americans. When we called…
A seal swims up to a kayaker somewhere in New Zealand and cracks the guy in the head with an…
Introducing Uncle Leathers: He’s a grousing curmudgeon who, If you get him a sweater for Christmas he gripes that it’s…
Family Nuts View all
I'm German
My wife is German. This is a fact. It says so on her birth certificate. I told her that Trump doesn’t like immigrants and…
Fake News View all
Trump Approval Rating Soars to 75%
A recent Fox News poll indicates that Trump has a 75% approval rating amongst hard-working, suburban Americans. When we called and asked them…
Top Five Lists View all
The conservatives will be back in power soon at SCOTUS if Kavanaugh makes it through. And he will now that Mitch McConnell (code name: Snake) has taken Senator…
Another Top Five List, with seven items. The whole top five list thing was just a suggestion anyway. I could have called it the top four list but…
A seal swims up to a kayaker somewhere in New Zealand and cracks the guy in the head with an octopus. I mean really WHIPS that cephalopod at…
Uncle Leathers View all
Toilet Dilema
You know what really puts a damper on my day like receiving unexpected tax liens? It’s when you grab some toilet paper and think you…
Short Stories View all
The Day Hell Froze Over
The day began like any other day, hot as hell, which is exactly how Satan prefers the climate in the underworld. But then, while deciding the fates of…
Bite of the Butterfly
“What would you do . . . if I told you I hate you? “What would you do . . . if I cut you into little pieces?”…
A Day at the Mall
The shocks on the car squealed in relief as she forced her bulk through the door one flabby segment at a time. There were other people in the…
OP-ED View all
Trump is in Love … With Kim Jong-Un?
Just when I thought President Trump couldn’t surprise me any more he goes and totally blows my already unstable mind. He said it out loud…
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