Submissions

I guess you stopped in here because you thought you smelled money, as in someone to pay you for your great story. Well, it’s hard to get paid as a writer and I wouldn’t want to give you a false sense of security by paying you for your work here, setting up false hope for the future where you will be heart-wrenchingly disappointed.

I mean, I think you deserve to be paid. But no one is paying me so there’s nothing to trickle down to you. If I were getting an income from doing this it probably still wouldn’t be enough to keep me stocked up in steak and Diet Pepsi so there still wouldn’t be any for you.

I wish you the best luck in your search to get paid. If you find someone who pays for writing don’t forget to swing back in here and tell me about it.

If you came here to submit your work for free, then you’ve stopped in to the right place. If your story or commentary, or whatever, doesn’t suck, I’ll post it and even put your name on it. I’m sure the three or four people who stop by here once a year will love your work.